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BREAKING NEWS: Gary Gensler tells Ron Swanson he declared Cardano a security after Charles Hoskinson declined to hire him at IOHK
Ron Swanson: I want the truth!
Gary Gensler: You can't handle the truth! The truth is Elizabeth Warren and I spend long hours and romantic evenings discussing how we can take down the whole damned decentralize crypto space!