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Ron Swanson Appointed SEC Chief; Immediately Fires Entire Department
"Ladies and gentlemen, I appreciate your efforts, but the time has come to trim the fat," Swanson stated bluntly
Ron Swanson vows not to be outdone by SNEK Energy: Seeks Private Equity Partners to create a Crypto-Powered Worldwide Bacon Distribution Network
Forget about venom filled energy drinks. We have the chance to make a real difference in the world by tokenizing bacon!
Enormous Prehistoric-Sized Horse iruncursebidoof Confused by Tiny $STABLE Ponies' Fear
Ancient $STABLE Behemoth Struggles to Bridge the Gap of Fear and Misunderstanding