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BREAKING NEWS: Judge Rules in Favor of Ripple, Serves SEC a Side of Liberty
With Judge Swanson presiding the SEC was likely doomed from the start.
BREAKING NEWS: Elizabeth Warren Announces “Comanche” memecoin
Coin includes a 50% Founders Fee to personally accommodate Warren “for the suffering of her people”
Ron Swanson Appointed SEC Chief; Immediately Fires Entire Department
"Ladies and gentlemen, I appreciate your efforts, but the time has come to trim the fat," Swanson stated bluntly