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BREAKING NEWS: Judge Rules in Favor of Ripple, Serves SEC a Side of Liberty
With Judge Swanson presiding the SEC was likely doomed from the start.
BREAKING NEWS: Elizabeth Warren Announces “Comanche” memecoin
Coin includes a 50% Founders Fee to personally accommodate Warren “for the suffering of her people”
Alex Becker goes all in on Cardano, moves into his wife’s boyfriend’s basement
Alex Becker, has revealed his decision to move in with his wife's boyfriend, Michael, and make a significant shift in his investment strategy towards the cryptocurrency Cardan